Copp a New One

Captain

The new pennies remind me of captain america's original shield




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Thanks a lot its been great Dame,my bitch is a great dame,my dog is a great dane

You Hoes lay it down

almost spilled drank on myself last nite. i was laying down sippin and the ice collapsed as i was takin a drink (probably becuz of global warming). this is monumental because its only happened once in 10-plus years. so that woulda been the second time -_-














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Vote Me for MVP

Tha God is leading the league in 6 major statistical categories.


1. Most bottles popped in one weekend.

2. Most consecutive days po'in up and showin up.

3. Most draank poured into a 1 liter big red.

4. Most drunk girls packed into the back of a dodge magnum.

5. Most drunk girls in the VIP.

6. Most Exclusive Nikes in one closet.


M.V.P. they envy Me

Sportscenter is next

women are like sportscenter, if you miss one you can catch another one, every hour on the hour



























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